Category: Goblin Exterminator

I scattered processed meat over a wide area, then started a fire and tossed pieces in to spread the scent. 「It’s just leftover scraps from cut parts, and it still smells this good」 I didn’t have an appetite, but suddenly I felt hungry. I called out a cold hamburger, ate half, and threw the rest.…

Nothing happened, and time passed. We switched in the middle of the night, and morning came without incident. That said, sleeping inside the Pioneer made my body ache. I want to sleep properly on a soft mattress soon… 「Bisha. How’s your condition?」 「I slept well and ate a lot. I conserved my strength while you…

「Alright. First, we’ll crush the farthest detached unit」 Once preparations were complete, we set out. The target unit was about three kilometers away. With Bisha leading, we headed toward it. Maybe out of consideration for me, Bisha kept a slow pace. It’s pathetic for a thirty-year-old man to be looked after by a fourteen-year-old girl.…

The Kawasaki KLX230. After some hesitation, this is the off-road bike I chose. I like cars, so I have some knowledge about them, but I’m not that interested in motorcycles. The only thing I’ve ridden before is a scooter. At first, I thought about buying a military bike used by the Self-Defense Forces, but I…

「──Branch Chief, it seems the Demon King’s army has surrounded Milond Fort. The number is around two thousand. About seventy percent goblins, twenty percent Mokudan, and ten percent Mogu」 「The Demon King’s army!? Are you certain?!」 「That was the report. Also, the one commanding them is said to be an intelligent goblin wearing armor. Bisha,…

──Pi-roon! As we were heading toward the campsite, an electronic sound echoed in my mind. ──You’ve passed eleven thousand! Nice and steady. Keep it up! Shut up! Seriously, I wish there were a mute function! Hm? The reward money is skyrocketing. Does that mean someone’s being attacked by a horde?! 「Takato!? What’s wrong?!」 When I…

The first day went smoothly, but on the morning of the second day, after about an hour of travel, I sensed the presence of goblins. 「Bisha, stop. It’s a group of goblins.」 I called out to Bisha at the front and carefully confirmed their presence before they noticed us. 「In that direction, there are two…

TN: 8=yattsu, 9=ku, 3=san (number wordplay) for Yakuza 「Boss! Please take us with you!」 In the morning, while I was refueling the Wolverine, the dwarves came over and said that. 「Your strength hasn’t fully recovered yet, so don’t push yourselves. There are plenty of goblins.」 After such a long escape, there was no way they…

In the morning, while waiting in front of the inn, Pioneer One and Pioneer Two arrived. 「So, Sierra was the one driving.」 I had asked Miriel last night to come, but I did not expect Sierra to drive all the way here as well. 「I wanted to try driving too, so I asked Miriel.」 Even…

「I’m Takato. My work is exterminating goblins. I’ve decided to take you under my care. If you object, you don’t have to come with me. Decide before noon. Also, be aware that anything I provide will disappear after fifteen days due to magic.」 I told the dwarves that. It must be difficult to hear something…

I do not know what the proper appearance of dwarves is supposed to be, but they were short and had thick, stocky bodies. All the men had beards, and when someone said they were dwarves, they certainly looked the part. The women had similar builds, yet for some reason they had large breasts. The imbalance…

The fourth day of work finished without any particular problems. It seems scattering the processed meat worked. Several hundred goblins gathered within my detection range. If it increases any more, they might enter a frenzy, so it would be better to stop here. We returned to the fortress and discussed things with Rusul-san. 「How is…

In the middle of the night, I switched with the beastkin sisters and slept until morning. When I woke up, it was raining. Now that I think about it, it hadn’t rained since that heavy storm back in summer. I had completely forgotten about it. It was only a light drizzle, but since winter was…

By the time we finished eating, it was nearly fifteen o’clock. It was too late to call it lunch. I would like to end things here for the day, but that is not possible at a fortress on top of a mountain. There were still many things that had to be done before it got…

Without any trouble, we caught sight of Miroid Fortress just before noon. 「So it’s up on the mountain.」 Well, you probably can’t spot enemies without a clear view, but walking for half a day and then having to climb a mountain on top of that really wears down your spirit. The adventurers weren’t voicing any…

When I arrived at the guild branch in the morning, everyone had already gathered. 「That’s quite a crowd you assembled.」 I said up to twenty people, but isn’t there around thirty here? Did I overpay by offering ten silver coins? 「Good morning, Rusul.」 Even though he’s the deputy branch chief, he looks perfectly natural in…

We went to the same inn we used before and rented the same room as last time. 「I’m going to Home to hold a meeting. I’ll bring dinner around nineteen, so if you can’t wait, just buy something yourselves and snack on it.」 「Takato, I want to go to Home too!」 Suddenly Mebi said that.…

Acting as if I did not care about the cold stares, I walked into the Adventurers’ Guild branch. 「The Goblin Killer, huh. Go call Rusul.」 It seemed like they had completely memorized my face. Wait, what? Are there wanted posters of me going around or something? Rusul came right away, and for some reason he…

「Ah, Fort Milond, huh. That brings back memories. I never thought there would still be someone who knew about it」 「Why did it stop being used?」 It was built because it was important, right? 「The budget was cut. That was around the time when the lord changed. The new lord said he would eliminate unnecessary…

Healthy days have been continuing. Which is nice, but at the same time I can feel the fear of my savings steadily shrinking. It seems I have become the kind of person who cannot live without exterminating goblins. 「Master. The search for Yamaguro will be concluded.」 While I was in the mansion dining hall teaching…