Today is the weekly wine day also known as “Frenzy Drunk Meeting”.
Compared to the beginning, everyone’s drinking was calmer.
There are only a few fire pillars rising and several thunderbolt potholes on the ground.
Sometimes, a lot of water is poured down by the amoebas.
That’s about it.
Yes, things have calmed down that much.
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Lately, I’ve been getting more and more requests to make the “frenzy drunk meeting” twice a week.
Of course, I kept refusing. One day, Marshmallow came to me with a serious look on his face and said that he had a favor to ask.
When I asked him what, he said he wanted to increase the frequency of the “frenzy drunk meeting”.
「If we’re going to do it twice a week, we need to expand the vineyard. The farming corps are not only looking after the vineyard but also the other crops, the fruit and vegetable field. If we expand more, their workload will increase.」
I was taken by Marshmallow to the field after that.
There, the farming corps, the amoebas, the spiderlings, and the antlings were all there.
They all said, “Leave it to us!”.
Is this request something I can’t escape from? I was a bit preoccupied but it looks like I have no choice.
I did my best to clear the land for the expansion of the vineyard.
Later, I pleaded to the farming corps that I would not expand the vineyard anymore so even if they ask me, I will refuse.
I hope this works.
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As I was leisurely drinking, I noticed an impossible phenomenon.
「Why can’t they just drink normally?」
A short distance away from me, there are places where rain is dropping but it’s sunny.
Below the rain are four spiderlings fighting against each other.
Ah, no, one of them is an antling.
Something started to spark so I gently shifted my gaze and pretended I didn’t see it.
Areh?
Weren’t the spiderlings good with fire but not so good with water?
Were they able to overcome it?
When I look back, flames were blazing around the four of them.
It seems like the others around them had already evacuated.
Fire hurts worse than water after all.
I wonder what the temperature of that purple flame is.
It’s not the color of the flame I know.
「What’s the matter, your lordship?」
Soa, one of Koa’s companions, came from behind me and leaned her face on my head.
She’s very drunk so she might be using more force than normal.
「You’re crushing me!」
I smacked her face on the top of my head and it became a little lighter.
「Ugh, sorry.」
「No, I’m fine but, are you not going to stop…..your tone is still the same but you’re drunk.」
「Hehee」
Soa’s mood makes me feel a little relaxed.
「What the heck!」
And now, someone just screamed.
「Hnn?」
I look at the source and see Kurou and Shion, who were drinking happily earlier, yelling at each other.
They were having a good time talking about hunting methods just a few minutes ago.
「I already proved that I’m a better hunter compared to you! Ah」
「Haa, I just happened to be sick that day!」
What can I say? This is quite a childish quarrel.
I can’t believe that these two intellectual guys in front of me became foul-mouthed.
It seems that alcohol has made them lose all sorts of hoops.
「Those idiots didn’t follow your lordship’s orders and hunted a lot of prey.」
They were hunting a lot?
Are you talking about the monsters that piled up a few days ago?
It was impossible for the little onis to do that on their own so I even helped but it still took us until midnight to dismantle them.
「You ate my favorite meat!」
「Screw you! You’re the one who ate it!」
Now, meat?
If it’s meat, they should be eating enough of it. What are they arguing about?
「You intercepted the meat that his lordship cooked for me! 」
「You were the one who did that to me!」
When did that happen?
「You idiots! It is I, who ate it!」
I lost my strength after hearing Soa.
In other words, those two were arguing over something that they completely misunderstood which is kind of pitiful.
「Should I stop them?」
「Leave them alone. Your lordship doesn’t have to intervene in such matters.」
Soa often mediates disputes so, is this her style?
「I hope they crush each other, uhihihi」
I guess it’s not!
She’s drunk!
「That’s a false accusation!」
「I’m the one who should be saying that!」
I guess I really should stop them.
I asked Soa, who’s leaning on my back, to move a little.
I got up and walked closer to them.
「I ate a whole jar!」
Jar?
Since they were talking about meat, meat in a jar?
Are you talking about the meat I marinated to cook for barbeque?
Come to think of it, there was a time when the one eyes were in a hurry.
At that time, I couldn’t talk to them yet so it was hard for me to understand them.
As it turned out, an entire jar of marinated meat that had been left in the cellar had disappeared.
It seemed it was done while the one eyes were helping with harvesting. Everyone had a sad look on their faces back then.
They looked so depressed that it was hard to comfort them.
「I ate more one! I ate two!」
「I’ve done it twice!」
Ahhh, I think you should be careful about something you want to brag about.
I’m standing so I looked for a place a little away from them and sat.
Soa follows me with a strange look on her face.
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The pups around Kurou and Shion also quietly left the two.
They seemed to be drunk but they realized that what the two were talking about was dangerous.
They were covered with fur so I couldn’t see their color but they had a strange look on their faces.
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Still, the two still didn’t notice.
「Hnn?」
I turned my head to the side as fast as I could as soon as I felt something’s presence.
The one eyes are staring at Kurou and Shion.
Ah, I should have stopped them earlier.
But, well, stealing food is a bad thing.
「The monsters have come」
I smacked Soa’s head after she said that.
She’ll get hurt if I smack her hard.
「Don’t say anything bad about them. The one eyes won’t eat them.」
「I mean, what can you see when you look at those eyes?」
Hearing Soa say that I gently look at the one eyes, who are lined up in front of me.
「Hahaha」
Cold sweat runs down my back after seeing their expressions.
No matter how you look at them, you can see that they’re really pissed off.
Yes, extremely pissed off.
「Then, this time……………………………」
Ah, I think Shion has noticed.
His eyes widened exaggeratedly.
Ah, what a charming face he has.
Wondering why he suddenly stopped talking, Kurou looked in the direction where Shion was looking and froze.
-0-
Yeah, apologize immediately.
Apologize as fast as you can.
If you do that, you might still live!
-0-
…..Hnn? What am I saying, am I drunk too?
「「Hiiiiiii!」」
They let out a small sound, stood up, and their fur raised.
That’s the intimidation technique that only cats do.
They are Koa’s companions so they should be fenrirs.
I haven’t heard of that species so, is that some kind of cat?
But they look like dogs.
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……if they are cats.
「Should I make some nail clippers?」
「Your lordship, what’s a nail clippers?」
「Hnn, you don’t need to know since you probably won’t need it.」
They are cats but don’t need them?
Ah, I guess I drank a little too much today.
Kurou and Shion appear to be covered in red light.
Isn’t that the move before casting magic?
Are they going to cast magic here?
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Even so, Kurou and Shion must have been intimidated or scared.
I think they are intimidated because their fur are standing up and their tails are completely drooped.
That’s what a scared dog does.
Then, they are really dogs.
I don’t really need nail clippers.
「「loksdfjoaifghloaih」」
Shouts and unfamiliar words echo through the square.
It seems that the intimidation of the one eyes are pretty effective. They seem to have run away in fear.
However, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
After all, the one eyes are extremely fast.
Even though I’m the one who made them, their speed is extraordinary.
「lksdjflkdhf;lksfalsifhsdlkoifhjaskjdhf———–!」
From somewhere in the forest comes a cry that I had no idea what language is.
「……………….the night is good.」
「……………….yeah」
I look at Soa when I hear a faint voice and wonder why even Soa’s tail is droopy.
I looked around casually and saw that most of them are like Soa.
「Apologize before you get found out.」
「Y-yeah」
Although I can’t see their color because they are covered with fur, I feel like they were extremely pale.
Still, I wonder how they even dared to dabble with the one eyes if Koa herself was being very careful to not anger them.
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