「Now, it is time for my revenge!」
「So you have finally come, you crappy little brother!」
「Say whatever you want, you idiot aniki! Especially coming from the guy who made his own wife wear a dress that showed off half of her chest!」
「That was… because of a measuring mistake…」
「That is a pathetic excuse, you piece of trash!」
「What did you say! Do you want me to dye your face the color of blood!」
「Huh? I will call your wife over here right now!」
The wedding ceremony ended safely, and because the whole family was together, we gathered in a room within the castle.
Lutte said, 『I am not part of the family…』 and tried her best to run away, which I suppose could not be helped. I gave her some coins and told her to take Krea and Inel-kun, who were attending the wedding, out to eat. I gave her a little extra money because I also asked her to go pick up Mische, who had been left alone at the entrance.
She will definitely be forced to drink with her as she complains about her luck….. Good luck, Lutte. That is how people learn the common sense of society. Probably.
Right now, there are only four people in this room: the eldest brother and his wife, the idiot prince, and me. The King said he would come after finishing his greetings, and the idiot prince’s wife is currently changing her clothes.
Then, the tiny princess jumped in between us during our heated argument.
「No fighting allowed～!」
She spread her arms out wide to stop us.
Unfortunately, the gap between us is not shallow enough to be fixed so easily.
「In the first place, you stuffed something in the bottom of that dress to make her chest look bigger, didn’t you? Even though they are already large, I hate your vain spirit for trying to increase the size even more!」
「You noticed that? Listen… what is wrong with making something big look even bigger!」
「You finally admitted it!」
「I think it is greedy to try and make small things look big, but making big things look bigger is just human nature. It is a natural desire!」
「Throw that kind of desire into the sewer and let it wash away!」
「Uwaaa～. Nobody is listening to me～!」
The tiny princess caught in the middle started to get teary-eyed.
「You did the same thing for Noie at that ball a while ago!」
「Ha! You people in the big chest faction are hopeless! That is why you are no good!」
「What was that?」
「I did not stuff them. Those were supports used to emphasize the overall roundness! That was the result of pursuing true beauty! If I just wanted to make them look bigger, I could have made a much more… aggressive cleavage!」
「I do not have any cleavage～. Is Camille a bad girl～?」
The tiny princess sighed as she squeezed her own chest.
In your case, forget about the cleavage… the chest itself is, well… lacking.
Just then, the door opened and the King entered the room.
「You foolish sons! What on earth are you shouting about!」
「「……」」
「A woman is more than just her chest. Those who do not appreciate a good backside are the scum of the earth!」
「「Shut up, you butt lover!」」
The three-way debate continued until Richina-san finished changing and joined us.
During that time, the tiny princess, who had taken quite a bit of emotional damage, turned to her husband—handsome oniichan—and declared, 「Camille will do her best to grow up big!」
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「Allow me to introduce her again. This is my main wife, Richina.」
The idiot standing next to her is so large that he makes her look small, but she is actually of average height. Her figure is focused on one specific point of luxury. Her blue eyes are a common trait in this country, but her hair is a beautiful greenish-blue. Rather than a classic beauty, her face is the charming, cute type. Her slightly sun-kissed skin gives a very good impression.
「……It is an honor to meet you all. I am Richina, and I have been granted the privilege of becoming the partner of Hafren-sama. Please accept my apologies for the delay in my greetings. I am truly sorry.」
As expected of someone who has studied etiquette, she gave a very graceful bow.
I see, so this is what a proper wife is supposed to act like.
The tiny princess, who immediately clung to Richina-san’s leg, will be the Queen starting next year, while my own wife is probably punching a dragon to death right about now.
How strange. It turns out the most normal-looking wife belongs to my idiot aniki.
「It is a pleasure to meet you, Richina. I am the older brother, Schnitt. From now on we are family, so please feel free to speak to me if you ever need anything.」
「Yes.」
Richina-san nodded, her face stiff with tension.
It is usually impossible to “feel free” to talk to the next King, right?
「And the one clinging to you now is my primary wife, Camille.」
「I am Camille-sama!」
「……If she becomes too difficult to handle, please do not hesitate to tell me.」
「…………I understand.」
The tiny princess is truly a free spirit, reaching out her small hands to squish and squeeze those abundant riches.
Next, it was my turn, so for now, I simply opened the room’s window.
Richina-san watched me with a puzzled look, but I ignored it.
「It is a pleasure to meet you. My position changes so often depending on the situation that it is a bit troublesome, but I am Argusta, the former third prince and current head of the House of Draguknight.」
「It is an honor to meet you, Argusta-sama.」
As she gave a graceful bow, I whispered softly.
In that instant, the wind howled behind me.
The King watched with a grim expression, while my older brother gave a wry smile. My idiot aniki just looked exasperated.
「I am sorry that her color is a bit reddish-black right now, but she is currently in the middle of work. This is my wife, Noie.」
「……It is a pleasure to meet you.」
「Oh, yes… wait, what? WHAAAAT!」
As expected, Richina-san’s mind finally reached its limit and something inside her snapped.
Well, anyone would panic if a beautiful woman covered head-to-toe in fresh blood suddenly appeared, clinging to the window frame with her hands and feet.
「It is Noie～onee～chan～!」
Only the tiny princess remained her usual pace, trying to charge toward Noie. I politely tucked her under my arm to keep her quiet.
「She is usually out in the countryside hunting dragons, so I do not think you will run into her while she is working. But if you ever need anything, please let me know.」
「I see.」
She simply nodded, looking like her soul had left her body.
「Onee～chan! How many did you get today～?」
「……27.」
「More, more～!」
「I will do my best.」
That unnecessary comment set Noie’s motivation ablaze.
She looked at me as if to ask, 『Can I go back now?』 When I gave a small nod, Noie vanished instantly.
「By the way, if I call Noie like this, the various government departments get very angry with me… so I would appreciate it if you could just think of this as some entertainment for the celebration?」
「You know that is impossible, right?」
「Oh, don’t be like that, onii-sama. I am quite serious, you know?」
In the end, of course, I was not forgiven, and I received a very thorough scolding.
But they were the ones who said the whole family should be here… how rude of them.
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