Lying on the bed as usual, I continued to mutter while looking at the textbook I was holding.
I had been doing this almost every night… but there was still no effect.
At first, Noie would watch me from beside me, but recently she had started sleeping quietly.
When she, completely naked, looked at me with her guard down, my motivation tended to shift in a different direction, so her sleeping was honestly helpful.
But the world was not made sweetly enough.
Islerose-sensei would casually appear and start reading a book.
Recently, I felt like she was only reading books, but what had become of the plate I had requested?
「Sensei.」
「…What.」
「How is the plate coming along?」
「…The blueprint is already formed in my head. However, since it can still be revised, I am reviewing it from various angles.」
「I thought you were stuck and taking a break. Ouch! Wait… not there…!」
With nice control, one of the books she threw hit me right in the crotch.
Shaking my whole body from the pain that any man would understand, I held my crotch and shed tears for now.
「Writing directly onto a plate without confirmation is something an idiot would do. Once it is finished, you must check it repeatedly, then leave it for a few days and check again, look through various magic books casually, and then check again… You repeat this dozens of times to thoroughly eliminate even the slightest mistakes. By doing this, the precision of the spell formula increases, resulting in good magic. And yet, while I am speaking seriously, you are holding your crotch and trembling… Have you finally started getting aroused by magic books?」
「That’s cruel. It’s too much.」
The pain to the groin was agony beyond words.
I patted my lower back to comfort myself.
「So, when do you think it will be ready?」
「It will be ready eventually. Probably before some lustful man learns to use magic.」
Youuu. That body belongs to my wife, so there’s no problem if I attack it, right? Should I really get aroused and attack? I don’t have the confidence to survive against the sensei famously known as 『The Worst and Lowest』… but.
「Sensei?」
「What. If your crotch hurts, deal with it yourself.」
「If you rub it with those hands… It’s a joke! The dictionary is purely a blunt weapon!」
If a dictionary the size of Kojien were thrown at me, my crotch would be a disaster.
The dictionary returned to the pile of books stacked on the desk.
「I have a question for sensei.」
「…What.」
「What are the spell formulas that are called 『Worst』 or 『Lowest』 by sensei?」
I had heard them occasionally, but I didn’t know what effects they had. No one told me even when I asked.
Then, she, in Noie’s form, looked at me and sighed with an unmotivated expression.
「There is no mage who exposes their hand.」
「I thought so～」
I knew it. Really… I seriously knew it!
In my heart, I played the tsundere character and made excuses to myself.
… I’m not supposed to tell anyone. Let’s remember that properly.
Since the conversation halted there, we both returned to our own tasks.
After muttering for a while, she came to the side of the bed and sat down next to me.
「There is something else I want to buy besides magic books.」
「It’s fine, though.」
「…It costs a considerable amount.」
「It’s fine. Besides, most of the Draguknight family’s income comes from Noie… Do you think she would hesitate to spend money for sensei?」
「That’s true. If it were that child, she would bring everything and say, 『Use it』.」
She put her hand on her chest, wearing an uncharacteristic expression.
Noie’s smile itself was rare… but the person who created it being sensei was extremely rare.
「Then please buy about ten platinum plates casually.」
「Whoa. Are you casually ordering something that is more troublesome to buy than the amount?」
「Can’t you do it?」
「If the collection for manufacturing Noie’s armor has settled down, it should be fine, but…」
If I bought too much in bulk, rumors like 『What is the Draguknight family doing?』 might arise.
Then, the sensei placed her hand on my chest and stared at me intently. Her translucent red eyes were very beautiful.
And she smiled cutely, tilting her head.
「No?」
「Hey! That’s unfair!」
「Then you should have nodded honestly from the start.」
「Understood. I understand.」
Even if it was difficult, I couldn’t go against the sensei.
As if the conversation was over, she tried to lie down, but I reached out and caught her.
「What. If you are aroused, I will switch with Noie.」
「It’s not that… I feel like only sensei has been coming out recently. Did something happen?」
「……」
She narrowed her eyes slightly and glared at me.
…Did I step on some strange landmine? But recently, neither Glodia nor Fashi had come out. Shushu didn’t need to come out since handling her was troublesome.
「Did you forget?」
「Forget what?」
Stop sighing in an exasperated manner～.
「The fact that someone is from 『another world』 was conveyed within Noie, and Glodia appealed to everyone to dispose of you, holding something like a hearing. The night you returned from the Queen’s place… you slept well, didn’t you?」
「Eh, ah, yes. Soundly until noon.」
「That was because Glodia used sleep magic on you.」
Certainly, I had slept soundly that day.
But I thought it was because I had worked hard with Noie for the first time in a while… wasn’t it?
「Dispose of?」
「Exactly as the words say.」
She seemed to dote on Noie, but would she seriously try to kill her husband? Scary!
「As a result of the discussion, the majority abstained. The rest competed… and finally, it was decided by a narrow margin to observe the situation.」
By a narrow margin? My life exists on thin ice, doesn’t it?
「When Renila and Shushu jokingly voted for execution, I truly thought, 『Dead』. But I and Fashii. And Papacy…」
The sensei’s eyes wandered slightly. Why?
「Camilla voted to keep you alive. You survived as a result… but since that born murderer wouldn’t act without calculation, you will end up paying high interest sooner or later.」
「Um, Camilla, is that…?」
If my memory was correct, that name was next to sensei’s,
「Yes. Impaler Camilla. The monster who killed the second most people after me.」
Yay～. Correct answer! Wait, seriously～!
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