When I opened my eyes, I was staring at an unfamiliar ceiling.
「Where… am I…?」
The last thing I remember was finishing a modeling meeting and wandering around looking to pick up girls. Then that hot chick bumped into me. She mumbled a quick apology and tried to run, so I pulled her into an alley to teach her a proper way to say sorry. And that’s when that trash Kaminagi showed up.
I’m pretty sure I cut off his left hand after that.
(What happened? Why was I knocked out?)
Don’t tell me… I got hit? Me? I’m a chosen elite with one of the rarest knight jobs, there’s no way I’d lose to some bottom-feeder like him!
(Ahh! So annoying so annoying so annoying so annoying so annoying so annoying so annoying!!!!)
I yanked out the nurse call button nearby and crushed it in my fist.
Then I smashed the cabinet for good measure.
After wrecking a few things, I finally started to feel a bit calmer, my head clearing.
「First, I need to call home. But before that, I should report this to Grandpa…」
That girl was named Kagurazaka, wasn’t she? She was seriously hot, and to top it off, she’s connected to that piece of trash Kaminagi.
Man… I can’t wait to see her face when everyone around her gets hurt and she falls into despair!
Besides, that bastard can’t work as an explorer anymore. I destroyed his hand with my own two hands!!!
Ahh!! I feel so good!!!
Those useless assassins and other fools just made me angry. After all, it feels best when I do it with my own hands!!!
(Alright then, time to give Grandpa some good news!!!)
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After a detailed medical check-up, I got in the car that had been arranged for me and headed to Grandpa’s estate.
「Grandpa! Sorry to keep you waiting!」
「Ohh! My beloved grandson!」
「So, what happened with Kaminagi? We can corner him as a criminal now, right?」
「About that, you’ll have to let it go this time」
「Why?! That bastard hit me!!」
「Yes, yes, it’s terribly aggravating… but we’re at a disadvantage this time」
「Tell me why!!」
「Kia, you were clearly at fault in this case. The moment you cut his hand off was caught on video, and it’s already all over the internet. All we can do is try to suppress the spread of it now. And on top of that, the girl you tried to assault, she’s the daughter of someone from K-Pro. We settled out of court, but if we’d waited any longer, there would’ve been a full-blown lawsuit」
「I see… I’m sorry for the trouble…」
「Don’t worry about it. You’re my precious grandson. I’m only sorry I couldn’t make things work out better this time」
「It’s alright! Oh, and Grandpa, about that other request…」
「Ah, yes. That’s progressing without any issues」
「Really?! Thank you so much!!」
「This is the least I can do… I’m sorry I couldn’t fulfill your main request…」
「That’s not true at all! You’re the best grandpa ever!」
I hate hugging that old geezer at my age, but it’s all for the sake of my plan. I just have to endure it.
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After finishing my talk with Grandpa, I returned home and went back to my room.
I replayed everything that happened today. More than anything, being interrupted pissed me off the most.
「That wannabe hero act ends now, you pest…」
Now then, let’s move forward.
I’ll take everything for myself.
I’ll eliminate that bastard with my own hands!!!
With the greatest, most flawless plan!!
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Same time… on a certain message board
【Shibuya】Thread Discussing Kaminagi Yuuki【Incident】
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0001 Anonymous Explorer
Anyone who was in Shibuya today, speak up
0002 Anonymous Explorer
No way anyone from here, full of introverts, was in Shibuya lololol
0003 Anonymous Explorer
I was there, went to see my favorite’s live show
0004 Anonymous Explorer
0003≫ Is it true Kaminagi Yuuki was flying around Shibuya today, had his hand cut off, and was riding in a police car?
0005 Anonymous Explorer
0004≫ Totally true, I saw him flying
0006 Anonymous Explorer
0005≫ So that foreign video of him flying was real too…
0007 Anonymous Explorer
Seeing it in person really shocked me… never thought he’d actually fly…
0008 Anonymous Explorer
0007≫ Right!?
0009 Anonymous Explorer
And didn’t he have his hand cut off and then regrow it or something?
0010 Anonymous Explorer
0009≫ More accurate to say it was restored rather than regrown
0011 Anonymous Explorer
0010≫ Seriously? He’s basically irreplaceable now
0012 Anonymous Explorer
I wonder what will happen with this incident…
0013 Anonymous Explorer
Well, the other party took an ambulance, so probably nothing serious will come of it
0014 Anonymous Explorer
No way the guy who cut off the hand will actually sue lol
0015 Anonymous Explorer
0014≫ Exactly
0016 Anonymous Explorer
Plus he’s an explorer carrying weapons… that’s illegal, right?
0017 Anonymous Explorer
0016≫ Yeah, it even breaks international law
0018 Anonymous Explorer
0016≫ I was at the scene, the guy who attacked was yelling stuff like, ‘If I say so, it’ll be covered up easily!’
0019 Anonymous Explorer
0018≫ That guy’s such an idiot lol what kind of privileged kid is he lolol
0020 Anonymous Explorer
Tomorrow’s headline is decided for sure!!
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