Emily left the alcohol and departed. I thought about going back to sleep, so I stored the wine in my magic space and prepared to head back to the inn…
Hmm? What is the matter, Fairy-san?
Why are you pressing down on me to keep me from standing up?
「Eh? What? I am not allowed to go home yet?」
She is nodding her head. So, their goal was not to make me talk with Emily after all.
If it was not to show me this scenery on the Day of the Moon Spirit, and if Emily being here was just a coincidence, then what else could they want…?
I am pleasantly drunk and very sleepy because of my short rest. Am I truly not allowed to sleep?
Eh? Is that… some kind of blanket…?
Did you all bring that together? Do you want me to sleep here?
Is that your goal…? Do you want me to sleep beside the Superior Yggdrasil? …But why?
Ah, it seems this is something you cannot explain with just gestures.
Anyway, you want me to sleep here… fine. Yes. I understand.
Then, I will use this root as a pillow and go to sleep… ‘Yawn’…
Mmm… Goodnight…
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Ugh… My pillow… It is hard…
「…Hey. Wake up already. Do not just appear out of nowhere and sleep on my chest.」
「Nnn… a washboard…」
「Fine. Wake up in five seconds. If you do not, I will kill you. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Death.」
「…!!」
Whoa! What was that chill just now!
I woke up instantly. It was the kind of cold that makes your skin crawl. It was a more intense shiver than when I faced Cassandra… Wait.
Um… Why is the Goddess Atros-sama right in front of me…?
「Yo. You are finally awake.」
「Ah, yes… Um, what is… happening?」
Before me, Atros-sama is looking up at me with her long, beautiful hair spread across the floor?
In other words… Am I currently pinning Atros-sama down?
Um, may I have a few minutes to process this?
「What do you mean ‘what is happening’? You suddenly appeared and started snoring on top of me. You tackled me so suddenly that I thought you wanted a fight, but then you just fell asleep, you bastard.」
「Uwaa, I am so sorry! Um… I feel like you are very angry…」
「Hah? I am not angry. Someone used my chest as a pillow and then called it a washboard, but I am not angry at all.」
You are clearly furious!
I mean, who on earth is that reckless person?
I feel like your anger is being directed at me because of them!?
Show yourself! Come out, right now!
Do not pin your crimes on me!
「So? How long do you plan to keep pinning me down? Hmm? You want to go? Fine, bring it on.」
「I do not want to fight! I am so sorry!」
I moved faster than I ever have before, rolling away several times to get off Atros-sama!
Wait… what!? Why is Atros-sama even here!?
This place… ah, it is the white world! I managed to come back here!?
「Tch. You moved. Well then, I will kill you now, okay?」
「Why!?」
「Well, you see… you should not call a woman’s chest a washboard, right? As a human being, that is just wrong. Should I turn your crotch into a grinding pestle?」
「Wh-what terrifying things are you saying!」
And why a grinding pestle of all things!?
Just imagining being rubbed against something rough makes me shrivel up!
Wait, could it be that the reckless person from before was actually me!?
「Did I… say washboard?」
「Yeah. Loud and clear.」
‘Inhale’… ‘Exhale’… Sorry, everyone. I am dead.
Wendy, Shiro, Aina, Sorte, Renge, Mizera, Shion… I love you all.
「Man, I lent you my strength even though I knew Reidianna would be angry with me, and this is the thanks I get?」
「Ugh… I am sorry, I am so sorry…」
I was truly indebted to you at that time…
Without your help, Atros-sama, I might not have been able to save Wendy…
And yet, to call you a washboard, I am truly sorry!
I believe you certainly have more curves than a washboard!
「Hah? Are you actually reflecting on what you said?」
「Yes. Very much so! I think your small chest is wonderful, Atros-sama!」
「I see. Even more so than Reidianna’s breasts, right?」
「…Guh.」
「Right?」
「Yesssssss!」
Ow, ow, ow! Please do not try to twist my cheek off, it will come loose!
By the way, I did not even offer a prayer this time, so how did I end up here!?
Is it because I slept beside the Spirit Tree rooted in the world of the Elf village, which is connected to you, Atros-sama, on the Day of the Moon Spirit!?
Ah, could this have been the fairies’ goal all along!?
Did those little ones know that if I slept there, I would be able to meet you!
「Good grief… well, I suppose larger breasts truly are better, anyway.」
「Eh? I would not go so far as to say that…」
I am not some Imperial Emperor with biased tastes.
I think being large is a fine thing, but that shouldn’t be the only standard!
「No. Large is better. Kneading Reidianna’s feels good, after all. Besides, she lets out such a lovely sound.」
Um, well, are you and Reidianna-sama in that kind of relationship…?
Now that I think about it, you mentioned something before about her underwear and her behind!
「I am normal, but that woman is quite the pervert, you know? Next time you see her, try giving her backside a sudden slap. She will let out a wonderful cry.」
「There is no way I could do such a thing…!」
Slap Reidianna-sama’s behind…?
She is a Goddess, you know? That goes far beyond simple disrespect!?
The stakes are completely different than slapping the behind of Koren, the Queen of Roukaku!?
「What? A man needs courage, right? Do it as an apology for earlier.」
「Impossible, impossible…」
Please have mercy!
I worship you, Atros-sama, but I worship Reidianna-sama as well!
I even receive miso and soy sauce from my allowance; there is no way I could do something like that!
「Whatever. You should just suddenly grab her breasts and knead them hard. She would enjoy it… Hmm? Oh. You have alcohol with you right now, don’t you?」
「Alcohol…? Ah, the bottle Emily left behind…」
「Yes, that. It is my favorite.」
It was alcohol from the Elf Forest, after all.
I suppose for Atros-sama, it is the taste of home.
「Please, accept this offering…!」
「Oh.」
Oh, drinking straight from the bottle… how wild…
Also, I felt that the alcohol was quite strong, yet she is gulping it down.
「Puhaaaaa. Ah, it has been a long time. This is delicious!」
Has your mood improved a little?
Then please, drink as much as you like!
It was something I received from Emily, but I am sure it will be fine if I tell her I gave it to her older sister!
「Hey. Don’t you have any snacks?」
「Snacks, is it? Um…」
What would she like?
If I do not fail here, I feel like I might actually make it back alive.
Think… think of a wild snack that suits the wild Atros-sama!
「Hmm? Oh, you have some good stuff in there. Hey. Hand over the Great Galio and Perfect Macca. Also, bring out the Royal Worcester Scorpio and the Suppogarana.」
「…Eh?」
How did you know about those… is that the 「『All-Seeing Ancestral Divine Eyes (See-Through Eye)』?
Can you even tell what is inside my magic space!?
「Hurry it up.」
「Y-Yes!」
I brought out the medicinal herbs that had dropped from the Gacha Tree in my herb garden as instructed, but surely she doesn’t mean to eat these while drinking?
Even for the wild Atros-sama, isn’t that a bit too much!?
「Hum-hmmm-hmm. 『Pill Creation』.」
「Wha!?」
「Hmm? What is it?」
「At-Atros-sama, are you an pharmacist as well?」
「I am not especially an pharmacist. I can just use the skill. As you can see, I was a remarkably talented Elf. Well, I can pretty much do anything I am tasked with.」
Now that I think about it, Emily did say she was a child prodigy.
She is supposed to be a God of War, yet she can handle production and is knowledgeable about magic circles…
And now she is using a skill to combine those ingredients into many small pills… is she using them as snacks, like beans?
「Mmm… Kuaaaa! That hits the spot. And then the alcohol… Puhaa!」
Waa… how grand…
She popped the small pills made from those materials into her mouth, crunched them down, and washed them away with the alcohol.
「Here. You eat some too, Itsuki.」
「No, I—」
「Don’t be shy.」
「Hafun!」
Could you please not force a pill into my mouth at a speed the eye cannot follow!?
I mean, it’s spicy! Bitter! It hurts! Oaaaaa, the aftertaste is so strong! Ugoooo… what is this…!
「Hahaha! Here.」
I quickly soaked my mouth with the alcohol she handed me and gulped it down.
Uhea… my mouth still feels like it is stinging, but I managed to wash it down… Ah… I feel completely exhausted just from eating a pill and drinking some alcohol…
「Haha! Delicious, isn’t it?」
「W-Well, certainly…」
The taste was secondary, but looking back, I suppose it was good…
The flavor is intense, and it certainly makes the alcohol feel more delicious in comparison… but honestly, I have had enough after one. I am fine. Let us just call it a precious, one-time experience…
「What is this? Are you finished already…? Then let us do it.」
「Please do not kill me!」
「Huh? You are acting strange… Ah. No, you idiot. When I say ‘do it’, I obviously mean mating.」
「…………Fue?」
「I have been pent up for a while now. Come on. Get undressed.」
That is what you meant by ‘do it’!?
Wait, with a God? I am going to do that with a Goddess!?
Don’t you have any reservations about this!? Wait, you are actually taking your clothes off!?
A-Ah? My body feels hot… well, of course it does after taking those pills!
「I told you, didn’t I? Last time, I said I would give you a service when you came back.」
You did! You said it! I remember!
You certainly said that, but…
「This is the service!?」
「There is nothing else I would expect from you, is there?」
I do not think that is true!
Um, I am quite good at massages too!
W-Would you like to try a breast enhancement massage!? It had no effect on Sorte, and I have no real knowledge so I can only wing it, but…
「What? Do you dislike the idea?」
「It is not that I dislike it… but…」
It is just so overwhelming!
I mean, you are a Goddess, after all! Atros-sama, your chest may be small, but you are slender like a model and impossibly beautiful—wait, please do not strip my clothes off just because you think it is fine!? Ahhh! My head and heart are burning because of those pills!
By the way, back when I came here after praying at the church, my physical body stayed in that world, right?
If so, I think my current self is just a spirit or some kind of spiritual entity. Is it even possible to do this!?
Wait, why are you only taking off your bottom half? Are you embarrassed about your top?
…Eh, she is cute… Ah, wait, hold on! Your strength is—Aaah!
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