Category: Goblin Exterminator

Around ten at night, Ladarion came back. 「Takato. How is it?」 「There’s still no movement, but I don’t sense any sleeping. They might start moving around midnight.」 If they attack at night, that would be when their guard is lowest. They also moved around midnight in Lasagna Village. 「I’ll take over.」 「I’m counting on you.…

The simple fort was mostly finished, so I left the rest to Rondario-san and the others and started making dinner with the boys. We were having curry as usual, so I had the boys peel the potatoes, carrots and onions, then toss them into two stockpots. I added shimeji mushrooms and tomatoes, poured in water…

While Rondario-san and the others gathered to discuss their future plans and how they would divide the money, I stepped out of the makeshift fort, saying I would keep watch. 「Ladarion! That is enough! I will take over the lookout!」 I shouted to Ladarion, who was digging a trench. 「Understood」 She stuck the shovel into…

By the time I finished explaining everything to the three of them, the other two came back, out of breath. When they showed me their cards, Mizeng-san had one hundred twenty-six thousand yen. Zora-san had one hundred twelve thousand yen. What was with this team? They were like the Expendables. 「It feels like we might…

All right. The stew I made, which is nothing special, is finished. 「……It smells amazing……」 The scent was familiar to me, but to the boys it seemed like something exquisite. They swallowed their saliva again and again. 「I am hungry」 Ladarion shrank down and returned, drawn by the smell, so I served her first. 「Cut…

We left the town and I asked Rondario-san to introduce his team again. First was their leader, Rondario Sarkley-san. He was thirty-two. Born to a baron’s family. Since he was the third son and could not inherit, he left home at fifteen and became an adventurer. Rondario-san specialized in magic swords and handled command and…

Morning came, and a little before seven I stepped out of the Sefuti Home into the room at the inn. I woke up an hour earlier than usual, so I was tired. I kept yawning and could only manage one hot dog for breakfast. Ladarion ate like usual. When we went down to the dining…

Just as I expected, Rondario-san drank the wine and his face changed color. 「W-what is this wine? Why is it so strong? Everything I drank until now tastes like water compared to this!」 It really was thin like water. The alcohol content probably was barely two percent. It felt like something you drank in place…

Rusul-san first warned me that this was something he was not supposed to show to anyone outside the guild staff, then he brought out a map of the area around Mars Town. It was called a map, but the scale was vague and only the major landmarks were drawn. Even so, it was definitely better…

Thanks to the Rosquito, we reached the town of Mars just after noon. 「Takato, I’m hungry」 We looked for a place without people, but word about the Rosquito must have spread because even outside the town people were gathered and there was no chance to slip into the Sefuti Home. Ladarion’s stomach was wide open…

I approached the child while staying alert for the Rosquito and nudged for a reaction with my foot. 「…Uu…」 Oh, alive. Since there was no bleeding, they must have been knocked out after being blown away. 「Ladarion. I’ll carry the child. You handle the lookout」 It felt wrong to leave the kid beside the splattered…

「Then, shall we head to the town of Mars?」 「Yeah」 We left the Sefuti Home and went down the mountain with Ladarion clearing the path just like yesterday. 「Takato, should I get rid of them?」 「Only the ones within reach. I want to arrive in the town of Mars by around ten」 It was not…

That day I did not meet the village chief. I left the village, walked for a while, and then returned to the Sefuti Home. I spent the rest of the day trying not to think about anything. Before bed I hit the sandbag, worked up a heavy sweat, washed it off in the shower, and…

「What are they even eating out here in the fields?」 That was the only thing I could think, because so many goblins were hiding in the vineyard. I had already taken down a hundred by noon. How do they even manage to harvest grapes every year? With this many around, the damage must be huge.…

My memories of the grapes from my original world were vague at best, so I could not tell how different they were from the grapes of this world. But here there were two kinds: one that grew like blueberries and another that grew on single trees. The vineyard near the ruins had the type that…

Looking at it with the city as the center, the Roble District seemed to be located to the west. To the west was the town of Mars, and Roble District was one of the five districts there. By the way, Lasagna Village was located to the northeast, and its official address was something like Lasagna…

The adventurers’ guild was crowded again today. Just how many jobs are there? If it gets this packed, maybe they should split the adventurers’ guild and the job center into two separate places. Well, administrative reform is the margrave’s job. Good luck with that. I looked around for Sierra and found her at a counter…

In the end, I ended up holed up inside the Sefuti Home for about two days. 「…I really drank too much. Three bottles of whiskey, seriously…」 The day before yesterday, I was completely out of commission, and yesterday I hogged the unit bath so long that Ladarion got mad at me. In the end, I…

「Panpaka-paan! Congratulations on surpassing five thousand kills! The fastest extermination record in history! Hyuu-hyuu! Papupafuu~!」 Even though I’d taken a shower, felt refreshed, had a good beer, and drifted off to sleep, that useless goddess was standing right in front of me again. 「…Why…」 I’d wanted to complain to her if we ever met again,…

What is that smell? It’s like body odor, strong, sour, and nauseating, and it’s getting thicker by the minute. It’s definitely coming from the goblins, no mistake about that. But they’ve never smelled this bad before. Are these a different breed from the ones that appeared in the abandoned village? …Damn. The stench is so…