Category: Goblin Exterminator

After dinner, we were supposed to have a meeting, but it turned into a drinking party and fell apart. 「…I drank too much…」 As expected, Mishinie drank a lot, and so did Azur Rise. Caught up in it, I ended up drinking quite a bit myself. I went beyond the Kakubin bottles and even reached…

When I was about to drop Mishinie off before reaching the town of Korel, she said she wanted to go to Lasagna Village. Why? 「I’ve accepted a request from the Luraize Company, but the escort will be joint. We should talk things through beforehand. I honestly have no idea what you’re doing, Takato.」 「Honestly, I’d…

「That carriage is amazing!?」 Mishinie stared in shock at Pioneer’s speed, bouncing around like a child. 「It’s worth about five hundred goblins, after all.」 The road leading to the Mirand Pass was more firmly packed than expected, making it very easy to travel. We reached what would serve as our campsite in about forty minutes.…

「──Mister!」 Whoa, that scared me! Don’t just pop out like that! My heart isn’t that strong! 「You again.」 Wait, am I being stalked? That’s creepy! 「Receiving alms is my job.」 Don’t make mooching your job. What kind of education are you giving kids? Teach them a proper trade! 「Here. Curse the gods and thank me.」…

While I was exterminating goblins around Lasagna Village until Dyne-san finished his preparations, Mishinie appeared. 「You’ve got a face that says ‘Ah, I forgot’.」 Ah, yes. I completely and utterly forgot…… 「……I’m very sorry……」 I offer my sincerest apologies. 「Well, it’s fine. I’ve been busy with various things myself. Thanks to that, I couldn’t go…

After getting a refill of coffee, I casually asked about the Count Rydand Territory. 「It seems a Roselan has taken up residence at Mirand Pass, and caravans are being attacked」 That was what he told me. A Roselan is a humanoid monster about four meters tall, and apparently even silver-rank adventurers struggle against it. No…

The light rain turned into a fine mist, and the temperature dropped to twenty degrees. 「It’s gotten cooler」 「Once it clears up, the temperature will drop even more」 「So that cold will come back again. I’m impressed Miriel and Kainzel-san managed to get through it」 「Firewood is cheap, at least. With one copper coin, you…

Light rain has been falling for several days now. Apparently, this drizzle is a sign that the rainy season is ending, and once the rain stops, it is considered autumn. In my previous world, after a stretch of hot days, the temperature would suddenly drop, and before you knew it, it was autumn. Still, this…

The day after getting plenty of rest. In one of the outside rooms, Ladarion’s room, we all decided to clean our guns together. I told them they could go out if they had business, but Kainzel-san joined in and was taking guns apart and cleaning them with us. It was still too difficult for Bisha…

In the end, I was detained for three full days. They questioned not only me and Kainzel-san, but also Ladarion, Bisha, and Mebi. The persistence was impressive. Did I do something to make them suspicious? I am the only one who knows about Misaro, so there should be no way for suspicion to arise. 「Am…

There are few things less trustworthy than a boss saying, “Let’s be informal,” at a drinking party. There are all kinds of interpretations and ways to take it. Even in etiquette classes, they teach you that it does not mean you are free to be rude. The acting lord speaks to me in a friendly…

We did not head straight back to Lasagna Village. Instead, everyone ended up going to the castle together. Since I had already said I would submit to questioning, I couldn’t refuse. At this point, I might as well introduce Ladarion, Bisha, and Mebi as well. That would also help Safety Bullet operate within the Margrave…

It seems I had been standing there in a daze for quite some time, because the guild master, who had defeated the goblin king, and Kainzel-san came over to me. 「Takato, what happened?」 「……The one pulling the strings appeared. According to the goddess, she’s an executive of the Demon King’s Army……」 This wasn’t something I…

「Well, I guess this is about right」 The explosion was weaker than what I had imagined, but it was enough to send the goblins into a panic, so I’ll call it a success. Yeah. 「Ladarion, bring the guns and ammo. Bisha and Mebi, rest. Kainzel-san is… he seems fine」 He was only lightly sweating. A…

「Are there still more of them?!」 Another higher specie appeared, one that shot fireballs from its mouth. The power easily crossed an eighty-meter distance. Didn’t your parents teach you never to use fire in the mountains?! Damn it! The only saving grace was that it couldn’t fire repeatedly. After shooting, it needed an interval of…

We somehow managed to move behind the king’s unit. But my knees were shaking, my breathing was ragged, and my side hurt badly. If I let my guard down, I felt like I might pass out on the spot. I pulled out a sports drink and downed it in one go. Even so, the thirst…

Two hundred rounds were spent in the blink of an eye. 「Guild Master, I’m counting on you!」 「Leave it to me!」 His head belonged to the modern age, but below that was pure fantasy. The Guild Master leaped straight into the oncoming swarm of goblins. I wanted to see how he fought, but now wasn’t…

My body was shaken, and I woke up. 「──S-sorry! I overslept!」 I snapped fully awake and tumbled out of the Pioneer. 「Calm down. You didn’t sleep that long」 The Guild Master helped me to my feet and brushed the dirt and leaves off me. 「Taking a short nap is fine, but sleeping too long isn’t…

When we reached the bridge, I remembered. It closes at night! 「Excuse me, Guild Master. We can’t pass through here, can we?」 I’m sorry for telling you to take a nap, but if we don’t cross here, we can’t even reach Misrim Town. 「Gorg. Move the barrier. As the master of the Adventurers Guild, I…

When I stepped outside, the Guild Master and the acting lord were there. Had they been waiting the whole time I was in Home? If so, I felt a little bad for keeping them. 「What happened?」 「A Goblin King has risen. It seems my companions are surrounded right now. I apologize, but I must take…