Category: Goblin Exterminator

Fast! This is way too fast for goblins! At this rate they’ll burst out of the forest before we can even take position up front! 「Bisha! A goblin pack is coming out! Get to the front and open fire!」 「Got it!」 I left the front to the fast-footed Bisha and dropped into a prone firing…

After about an hour passed, the goblins in the cave began to die. Their presence gradually grew weaker, fading away like a candle burning down until the goblins’ presence vanished entirely. Namu Amida Butsu. Next time, don’t be reborn as a life slapped together at random by some useless goddess. 「By the way, what sect…

The night passed quietly, and morning came without incident. Nothing happening is the best outcome, but it’s still a little sad when everything I prepared ends up being wasted. Taking down that bird net is going to be a pain. 「Bisha. I’m going to sleep for about three hours. Wake me immediately if anything happens」…

A road continued all the way to Marda Cave. 「It used to be used as a storage cave, but after they built storehouses, it fell out of use」 That was what Mido-san, a hunter from Roz Village who came along as a guide, told us. Mido-san is both a hunter and an adventurer, and apparently…

「…There was a road…?」 Heading west, we ended up on a road wide enough for a wagon to pass. Somehow, a feeling I could not quite accept welled up inside me, but this was march training, meant to build stamina. It was not like we had walked here by following a road. Yeah. Let’s go…

Another new morning arrived. A morning of a hangover. ……I got carried away and drank too much…… Adults are creatures that slyly and messily experience hangovers over and over. Honestly, humans are foolish beings who never learn. 「Did Mishinie go back?」 I looked around and saw only Bisha and Mebi sleeping in the beds. It…

We were led to a reception room of sorts and given information about the goblins. 「So there has not been much damage」 There were goblins around the capital. Livestock had been eaten by the higher species, maanu, but it had not reached a serious level. There were no reports of children being eaten. Just annoying…

The first thing the three of them bought was shoes. Why? 「The shoes you are wearing, Takato-san, we thought they looked cool and wanted them」 The shoes they were wearing, or rather sandals, were made of leather and had no protection or shock absorption at all. I am honestly impressed they managed to walk around…

It seems I let them drink a little too much, and the three of them fell asleep. Looks like I’ve become a bad adult myself. 「Bisha, I’m going back to Home for a bit, so watch the three of them for me. I’ll bring you a chocolate parfait」 「Okay. Oh, don’t tell Mebi. She’ll make…

「There’s a place to the northwest where goblins are clustered together. Let’s go there」 It had been bothering me. Only that spot had around fifty goblins gathered together. Could it be a nest? We arrived in about two minutes. There must have been a huge tree there once. Only a rotting trunk remained. 「We often…

Led by Vice and the others, we arrived at the stables operated by the Adventurers’ Guild. 「There are a lot of them」 It is a bit late to wonder, but I do not know whether to call it a stable or a barn. Nearly ten buildings for keeping horses had been built, and horses were…

Rodan-san’s son finally returned. However, the first to come back was the eldest son, a pleasant-looking young man of about twenty. 「I am Mished Millet. I run the tavern」 Oh? So he leaves the tavern to his son. I had thought he would have someone older managing it. 「Mished has loved alcohol since he was…

Around one in the morning, I switched shifts with Ladarion and slept soundly in the tent. When I woke up, Dyne-san had returned. He said he was heading to his senior brother’s shop, so Bisha and I decided to go with him. I asked Kainzel-san, Ladarion, and Mebi to pack up the tent and find…

We crossed the Mirand Pass without incident. 「Takato, the view is amazing!」 Yeah. If I weren’t driving, I’d like to enjoy it with a cup of coffee. I caught a glimpse of Count Rydand Territory out of the corner of my eye. Sheep and horses are its main products, and most of the land is…

「Takato, over here!」 Panting and wheezing, I somehow managed to reach Bisha. A mountain at night is way too high difficulty, seriously. 「G-good work」 I should’ve brought a backpack with a hydration system. Big mistake. 「Yeah. It was small, so it was easy」 The Roselan lit by the light was about my height, covered in…

After confirming it was dead, I regrouped with Kainzel-san. 「I’m heading into the mountains」 「I’ll go ahead」 He swung the machete he had already drawn and went in first. A lively man in his fifties. It wasn’t very deep, so after about ten meters we found the first Roselan. Even though it was buckshot, Ladarion…

I woke up to the alarm on my wristwatch. …Nineteen thirty. I managed to get some sleep, at least… I had slept in the front seat of the Pioneer, so my body ached. Next time, I really need to train myself to sleep anywhere. It was completely dark now, with only the campfire casting a…

The day to depart for the Count Rydand’s territory had finally arrived. I, Kainzel-san, Bisha, and Mebi stayed at the inn. Ladarion entered Home from the gathering point in front of the Luraize Company’s warehouse, made sure he was in perfect condition, and everyone gathered before six in the morning. Since we had already discussed…

「Yeah. That was a good haul」 Just as expected, Mishinie returned in less than ten minutes. 「How many were there?」 「Hmm, I did not count them carefully, but probably more than fifty」 So she wiped out almost all of them. We cleared out nearly two thousand goblins less than three kilometers from here, yet in…

We left before eleven and reached the town of Misrim in less than twenty minutes. But honestly, I do not know much about Misrim. 「Mishinie, do you know Misrim well?」 「Not that well, but if you want big shops, the East Street is the place」 So, guided by Mishinie, we headed for East Street. Sure…